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American Girls. Those super-expensive dolls you could buy to look creepily exactly like you, look nothing like you, or to just be cute:


She's definitely cute


We can agree--whether with our parents over how much they cost, or at our friends for not letting us rip off their heads or cut off their hair--we have all had anger toward them at some point in our lives.

Enter Betches and their definitive ranking of the American Girls by Betchiness.

We get the glory of seeing that entitled historical b*tch Samantha, finally getting put in her place.

...and seeing Josefina Montoya--pronounced "HO-SEF-INA" (I know, because I used to work there and was REQUIRED to correct people who called in to order one, fun times)--put in her damn place brings me NO END of pleasure:




Plus with randos like Caroline Abbott...


...you will feel the satisfying burn of familiar hatred sparked within the childlike center of your soul.


Don't you just hate our faces?!


Check out more of the awesomeness and pick your favorite betch here.


Recently a photograph came to light, showing the maniacally excited eyes of a little girl that'd just experienced her first bite of cotton candy. Suffice to say, she looks like she's at complete peace with everything in her world. And of course the internet had to go ahead and step up with this entertaining photoshop battle that puts some funny twists on the moment.

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In all fairness here, anyone who saw that absurd trailer yesterday had to have seen these kinds of reactions approaching fast on the horizon; not only did Snorlax wake up to perform a 'Z-Move' titled 'Pulverizing Pancake' (....), but he did the move on the Donald Trump-esque Pokémon, Gumshoos. It didn't stop there though: we had Raichu riding the swell, and we had a reworked Rattata with one badass mustache.

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