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14 Spicy Headlines From 'The Onion' That Just Speak To Us

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Headline that reads, "Man Sues McDonald's for Still Being Depressed After Eating Happy Meal"

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Metal

Headline from The Independent that reads, "Cow escapes on way to slaughterhouse, smashes metal fence, breaks human's arm, and swims to uninhabited island where she still lives"

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Can't Be Too Sure About That

Headline that reads, "NC man arrested for stealing five pounds of baby powder from CVS" above a mugshot of a guy covered in baby powder

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Millennials: The Generation Killing Stuff Since 1980

A whole bunch of headlines blaming Millennials for killing various industries

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You Know Kanye Had To Do It To 'Em

Headline that reads, "Kanye Scores 106 Points Against Wheelchair Basketball Team"

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'Don't Mind Me Over Here!'

Onion headline that reads, "Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He's Carrying at Once"

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Amusing Memes

29 Amusing Memes That'll Have You LOLlin'

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Seems Like A Setup...

Headline that reads, "Don't kill that spider in your house. It's unlikely to bite you and is good for the environment" under the caption, "Did a spider write this"

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He Tried And That's All That Matters

Headline that reads, "Man on LSD Saves Dog from Imaginary Fire"

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Look, We Both Know I'm Gonna Get The Same Thing I Always Get

Onion headline that reads, "Man Forced to Come Up with 45 Seconds of Facial Expressions While Waitress Lists Off Specials"

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Introvert Probs

Sarcastic headline that reads, "Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For"

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Technically He Wasn't Wrong

News headline about a man who stripped naked at a Planet Fitness because he thought it was a 'judgment-free zone'

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When A Tortoise Gets More Action Than You

"Diego the sex-mad tortoise has single-handedly saved his species from extinction"

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