Danny Keefe, age 6, is the waterboy for his school's football team. Danny suffered a brain hemorrhage shortly after birth, which caused him to have problems with speech growing up. Speech therapy has helped immensely, but it still hasn't prevented Danny from getting picked on by bullies at his school. A few days ago, the football team decided that enough was enough, and rallied around Danny in a truly awesome way.
I need a tissue. Seriously.
Here we see Schalke 04 goalkeeper Timo Hildebrand putting the ball on the ground getting ready to boot it to his teammates. However, he didn't manage to notice Chelsea striker Samuel Eto'o getting his creep on from the other side of the field. What's more ridiculous is that this was match in the UEFA Champions League, emphasis on Champions. What's supposed to be a clash of Europe's elite teams ends up looking like a high school JV match. Wake up down there, goalie!