Via: funny.savage
florida
Via: @WaffleHouse
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Several Waffle Houses in Florida are closing due to Hurricane Matthew. Even FEMA knows that's a bad thing. They have an informal "Waffle House Index". When these diners start closing they know they have a disaster on their hands and raise that index to "red".
Even people not involved with a national disaster agency know this means things are serious:
via @kalebhorton, @hintofspy, @WhoDatTN, @SarahDecedue
Via: mandatoryrollercoaster
Via: Pim Roes
Remember the giant alligator found on a Florida golf course?
Another video makes the alligator seem like the drunk uncle of dinosaurs, which might be even better:
Apparently, the person behind Obvious Plant took a little vacation recently because he dropped off this fake guest book at a Florida AirBnB. These people's reasons for visiting Florida will inspire you to hop on a plane right now to spend some time in the sunshine state. Or, maybe you'll want to stay far, far away from there. Either way, these testimonials are worth the read.
Via: stephen bender
Just spare yourself the embarrassment of walking out empty handed and with your tail between your legs.
