Godawful

Engagement bait goes crazy

Shakespeare could never

FFS

Here we go again

Everything is embarrassing

What did he expect

It never ends

Oh boy

Me, me, me

It's true: Not everyone can be a brain genius. But despite what Rick and Morty fans might tell you, IQs don't mean much if you don't do anything with them. Take me, for example. My mother made the mistake of telling me my IQ when I was younger (it's the same as Snoop Dogg's, do with that what you will). She had high hopes for me and placed me in gifted programs. Unfortunately, due to my rebellious nature, I ended up dashing her dreams and getting straight Bs throughout my education. Fast forwar…

Like taxis, but worse

Read the room

The game is up

Some ridiculous diagnoses

What's the opposite of short king