King of the Universe

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Empire Strikes Back,star wars,empire state building,king kong,literalism,double meaning
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A Peter Jackson film WITH LIGHTSABERS? SIGN ME THE F*CK UP! - Matty Malaprop

SO. MUCH. PUN.

Pumpkin Pi

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pumpkins,pie,pi,literalism,double meaning,FoxTrot
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Oh right, 22 days out and it's already Halloween season. Can I please just ellipsis my way out of pumpkin spice everything month? - Matty Malaprop

SO. MUCH. PUN.

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