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Donny J, the Commander in Sheets, Dons a Bathrobe and Cozies up for a Dastardly Photoshop Battle

Donald you ol' devil dog, you robe wielding hip Playboy wannabe.

This Hefner infused Donny J is the Trumpster that I'd love to get to know. Despite the whole 'deer in headlights' look on his face, every part of this photo screams 'laid back and ready to party'. 

Like, he hasn't even bothered to hunt down a silk robe woven with gold and dyed with the blood of 3rd world children. This a regular old bathrobe that you could get at Bed Bath and beyond, there's nothing special about it at all. Your grandma probably wears the same exact one.

This is a Trump from a time when he didn't bathe in orange goo and hadn't experienced some heinous Bond-villain-level personal tragedy that made him want to conquer the entire world.

This is the Trump who was a strict centrist and hadn't yet felt the pangs to build a Great Wall of Texas as a monument to his existence on earth. 

Hell, I'd probably shotgun a beer with this guy. So, here's to you, Donny. This Photoshop battle is in honor of your past self and that chill ass dude who you could have been.

Donny J, the Commander Without Briefs, Dons a Bathrobe and Cozies up for a Dastardly Photoshop Battle
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Twelve Truly Terrible Trump Valentine's Day Cards That Will Make Your Date Ban Your Immigration to Their Bedroom

If there's one thing that says romance, it's Donald J. Trump.

Our supreme leader has been inspiring the country since his inauguration and been filling our hearts with love and compassion. 
This Valentine's Day I'm going to do something special for my girl, and I'm going to hit her with a few of these bad boys, because nothing says "I love you" like telling a girl you're going to grab her by her privates. 

We want all of you on our side of the wall. 

Twelve Truly Terrible Trump Valentine's Day Cards That Will Inspire Your Date to Build a Wall
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Trump Shows Off Exciting Things in the Latest Trump Meme

Trump has been catching a lot of heat over the onslaught of executive orders that have been making news headlines since his inauguration. 

In typical Trump fashion, he himself has been proudly displaying the executive orders, like some kind of proud peacock or a child who just completed his first drawing. 

Aww how cute, he's so proud of himself. We should put his work up on the fridge. 

Who knows, someday soon we might be required to. 

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