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Kellyanne Conway, the woman who spends some of the time making up terrorist attacks and some of the time plugging the president's daughter's clothing line, is a woman of mystery. How did she learn to pivot so well? Who knows.

One thing we do know is that she keep a hilarious glamor shot of herself close at hand. 

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God, that's good stuff.

According to The AV Club, the shot comes from a 2009 "Pretty in Mink" calendar, a republican beauty calendar or something, in which Conway was featured as Miss January and can be found wearing “a navy sheared beaver jacket with fox trim and detachable hood.” I don't know. I want to die. 

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"Who's a good little president?" 

He may be small, but his bite could still be worse than his bark yet. This is Tiny Trump, your pint-sized president who's goal is to eclipse Napolean's reputation as the tiny dictator. 

This one started out as a photoshop trend of scaling Trump down in his photos to make him tiny but somewhere along the line it evolved into photoshopping Trump into an actual baby. 

So enjoy this teeny, tiny, tyrant. 

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Ivanka was 'mirin hard when she met the dashing Canadian PM Justin Trudeau, as she became the latest female celebrity to be utterly entranced by his charm. Seriously, she can't keep her eyes off of him. It's not really a look that says "I'm paying close attention to a world leader." and more along the lines of the look that Bill Clinton gives Ivanka. Which is the same look that I give a pizza. 

Anyways, my point is, Ivanka clearly has some international relations on her mind. 


Not that you can blame her, the dude spews pure class.

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Donald you ol' devil dog, you robe wielding hip Playboy wannabe.

This Hefner infused Donny J is the Trumpster that I'd love to get to know. Despite the whole 'deer in headlights' look on his face, every part of this photo screams 'laid back and ready to party'. 

Like, he hasn't even bothered to hunt down a silk robe woven with gold and dyed with the blood of 3rd world children. This a regular old bathrobe that you could get at Bed Bath and beyond, there's nothing special about it at all. Your grandma probably wears the same exact one.

This is a Trump from a time when he didn't bathe in orange goo and hadn't experienced some heinous Bond-villain-level personal tragedy that made him want to conquer the entire world.

This is the Trump who was a strict centrist and hadn't yet felt the pangs to build a Great Wall of Texas as a monument to his existence on earth. 

Hell, I'd probably shotgun a beer with this guy. So, here's to you, Donny. This Photoshop battle is in honor of your past self and that chill ass dude who you could have been.

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