donald trump

"Who's a good little president?" 

He may be small, but his bite could still be worse than his bark yet. This is Tiny Trump, your pint-sized president who's goal is to eclipse Napolean's reputation as the tiny dictator. 

This one started out as a photoshop trend of scaling Trump down in his photos to make him tiny but somewhere along the line it evolved into photoshopping Trump into an actual baby. 

So enjoy this teeny, tiny, tyrant. 

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Ivanka was 'mirin hard when she met the dashing Canadian PM Justin Trudeau, as she became the latest female celebrity to be utterly entranced by his charm. Seriously, she can't keep her eyes off of him. It's not really a look that says "I'm paying close attention to a world leader." and more along the lines of the look that Bill Clinton gives Ivanka. Which is the same look that I give a pizza. 

Anyways, my point is, Ivanka clearly has some international relations on her mind. 


Not that you can blame her, the dude spews pure class.

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Donald you ol' devil dog, you robe wielding hip Playboy wannabe.

This Hefner infused Donny J is the Trumpster that I'd love to get to know. Despite the whole 'deer in headlights' look on his face, every part of this photo screams 'laid back and ready to party'. 

Like, he hasn't even bothered to hunt down a silk robe woven with gold and dyed with the blood of 3rd world children. This a regular old bathrobe that you could get at Bed Bath and beyond, there's nothing special about it at all. Your grandma probably wears the same exact one.

This is a Trump from a time when he didn't bathe in orange goo and hadn't experienced some heinous Bond-villain-level personal tragedy that made him want to conquer the entire world.

This is the Trump who was a strict centrist and hadn't yet felt the pangs to build a Great Wall of Texas as a monument to his existence on earth. 

Hell, I'd probably shotgun a beer with this guy. So, here's to you, Donny. This Photoshop battle is in honor of your past self and that chill ass dude who you could have been.

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If there's one thing that says romance, it's Donald J. Trump.

Our supreme leader has been inspiring the country since his inauguration and been filling our hearts with love and compassion. 
This Valentine's Day I'm going to do something special for my girl, and I'm going to hit her with a few of these bad boys, because nothing says "I love you" like telling a girl you're going to grab her by her privates. 

We want all of you on our side of the wall. 

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