Never have I wanted to play laser tag so badly. A chance to go up against the legendary Deadpool himself. Though I would surely lose, since I can't run to my bathroom without getting short of breath, I still would love to be shot and ridiculed by the wondrous Wade Wilson. Preferably not in that order.
And hilarious description (writing these things is really hard).
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
Whisk yourself away into the Faniverse or find more Superheroes up up and this way!