This was Kraken's interview with ESPN:
Reporter 1: "Where did you come up with Hogwarts?"
Kraken: "Have you ever seen Harry Potter? Hogwarts. A little witchcraft. Wizardry."
Reporter 1: "How long have you been thinking of that?"
Kraken: "It's The Kraken. Mystical. It's where he lives at."
Reporter 1: "You're mixing mythology and fantasy."
Kraken: "I can do whatever I want. I'm The Kraken. ... If you feel you can ask The Kraken personally where he goes to school, and prove me wrong, then I feel like I'll change it."
Reporter 2: "How long have you been Kraken?"
Kraken: "For as long as I can remember. Yesterday."
Reporter 1: "Is Ole Miss Hogwarts?"
Kraken: "No, that's not where I said I went. Hardy went to Ole Miss." Reporter 1 as Reporter 2 steps back: "And Kraken didn't?"
Kraken: "That's time blown right there. You gotta listen. I'm talking. You've got to listen.'
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