Basically laying out all the people who believed the movie took place in 2012 when it didn't.

You have to flip it, like a book page, not rotate it. Derrrrrrrr.

....and his name is gorgeous.

RIP Dick Clark

I've discovered it, friends. This is how the world ends on December 21, 2012. A chinchilla will EAT THE UNIVERSE. That's why everyone hates it.