I'm getting sweaty palms just watching this!
The Porsche Experience Centre Le Mans decided to prank a bunch of French student drivers by swapping their usual practice vehicle with a Porsche 911 on the day of their driving test. As you might imagine, the Porsche doesn't drive quite the same as the car they were used to.
Somebody snapped a pic of Weird Al looking more sad than weird on his way through the ol' TSA grope-n-pat at the airport. If there's any time to be filled with dismay, that's certainly it.
Get outta here Sad Keanu, Sad Al is far more distraught than you are!
Just kidding, there's room for both of you in my heart.