I mean sure, some might consider these two to be quite unholy cows, but I'm of the opinion that they're innately quite bovine. - Matty Malaprop

Because obligatory Christopher Walken jokes are obligatory. - Matty Malaprop

Where's military-garbed Bruce Campbell when you need him!? - Matty Malaprop

What is this? A music video set for ANTS??? - Matty Malaprop

Lingering ligaments beat sprinting sinews any day of the week when you're a zombie. - Matty Malaprop

I'm betting all these puns were brewed up in Cosmo's Factory... - Matty Malaprop