Thy Will Be Gandalf

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Thy Will Be Gandalf
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Seriously, just don't. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.

Oh, How I Lamb-ent Mistruths

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Oh, How I Lamb-ent Mistruths
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And so often I feel that lying and deceit are just direct side effects of that sinful thing called pride. - Matty Malaprop

We Will We Will Rock You

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We Will We Will Rock You
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I feel like this pun could have been better if it had featured phalluses and Willem Dafoe, but maybe that's just me. - Matty Malaprop

Amish You So Much!

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Amish You So Much!
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I never want to spend another Mennonite without you ever again! - Matty Malaprop