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Seriously, just don't. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.

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And so often I feel that lying and deceit are just direct side effects of that sinful thing called pride. - Matty Malaprop

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I feel like this pun could have been better if it had featured phalluses and Willem Dafoe, but maybe that's just me. - Matty Malaprop

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