I heard you like crock pots, so we put a pair of crocs in your crock pot so you can cook crocs in your crock pot while you croc crock pot! - Matty Malaprop
... so we put Bigfoot on a Bigfoot on a big foot so you can... do something involving Bigfoot that is in keeping with the structure of the Xzibit meme... - Matty Malaprop
He won't tell anyone what he puts in his confections though; you might even say his edibles are unrepeatable. - Matty Malaprop
Gaben, I tip my punster hat to you. - Matty Malaprop
... so I put a Link on a Lincoln on your Lincoln so you can get your Link on while you drive your Lincoln with Lincoln! - Matty Malaprop
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