Xzibit's Recipe is Amazing!

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Xzibit's Recipe is Amazing!
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He won't tell anyone what he puts in his confections though; you might even say his edibles are unrepeatable. - Matty Malaprop

Yo Dawg...

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Yo Dawg...
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I heard you like crock pots, so we put a pair of crocs in your crock pot so you can cook crocs in your crock pot while you croc crock pot! - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT Steam Summer Sale

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ICWUDT Steam Summer Sale
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Gaben, I tip my punster hat to you. - Matty Malaprop

Yo Dawg, I Heart You Like Bigfoot...

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Yo Dawg, I Heart You Like Bigfoot...
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... so we put Bigfoot on a Bigfoot on a big foot so you can... do something involving Bigfoot that is in keeping with the structure of the Xzibit meme... - Matty Malaprop

Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Lincolns...

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Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Lincolns...
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... so I put a Link on a Lincoln on your Lincoln so you can get your Link on while you drive your Lincoln with Lincoln! - Matty Malaprop