wtf

bread,emo,issues,loaf,loaving,self esteem,self-loathing,similar sounding,wtf
By Paul (Via: www.lukesurl.com)
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Contrary to most cutters, it might behoove this bummed-out bread to go across the street, NOT down the road. - Matty Malaprop

More emo schadenfreude over here!

brush,creepy,literalism,tooth,toothbrush,wtf
By VWDave
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Something tells me that this instrument won't do wonders for my receding gum line... - Matty Malaprop

acronym,fork,meaning,message,wtf
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You might think this pun is merely a clever means of censoring what "WTF" really stands for, but in fact it's far more insidious. The real message here is "Wrestle the Silver Tines." HOW'S THAT FOR DETECTIVE WORK? - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop

adage,bottle,bottled,confused,confusing,homophone,literalism,thyme,time,wtf
By Unknown
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Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop

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