It's his favorite publication; he's been collecting every issue since the day it was first printed! - Matty Malaprop
I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop
I suppose if you're an exhibitionist then this sort of thing gets you about as Pumped up as Steven Tyler always is. - Matty Malaprop
He's Soulless AND Weasel-y. I'm not convinced there's any right to be found in him, really. - Matty malaprop
BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop
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