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By Unknown
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Look at these two, lumbering their way through a totally insignificant birch-fest.

... sorry, that was terrible AND non-sensical. I just don't know that many tree-related puns... :( - Matty Malaprop

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By Snake73
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In Flint, Mich., every criminal eventually succumbs to interrogation and leaves the police station as nothing more than tinder to feed the fire of corruption. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Three Word Phrase
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Obviously the pastor's name is Harold, and the deceased's is Maude. - Matty Malaprop