I Feel Like This Conversation Has Maybe Been TRUNKated...

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I Feel Like This Conversation Has Maybe Been TRUNKated...
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Look at these two, lumbering their way through a totally insignificant birch-fest.

... sorry, that was terrible AND non-sensical. I just don't know that many tree-related puns... :( - Matty Malaprop

In the Hot Seat

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In the Hot Seat
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In Flint, Mich., every criminal eventually succumbs to interrogation and leaves the police station as nothing more than tinder to feed the fire of corruption. - Matty Malaprop

Chill Out Guys; It's Perfectly Normal!

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Chill Out Guys; It's Perfectly Normal!
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Obviously the pastor's name is Harold, and the deceased's is Maude. - Matty Malaprop

You Could Always Go Planking...

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You Could Always Go Planking...
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Well maybe if your schedule was a little more flexible you could have a little more fun... - Matty Malaprop