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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Honestly a lot, but that's not what your looking for. Whether it's a morning surprise or a wonderful piece of teak furniture, you'll find all you ever wanted to hear about wood.

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By Erin (Via theyaffle.blogspot.com)
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Well maybe if your schedule was a little more flexible you could have a little more fun... - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Look at these two, lumbering their way through a totally insignificant birch-fest.

... sorry, that was terrible AND non-sensical. I just don't know that many tree-related puns... :( - Matty Malaprop

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By Snake73
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In Flint, Mich., every criminal eventually succumbs to interrogation and leaves the police station as nothing more than tinder to feed the fire of corruption. - Matty Malaprop

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