Holy Crap!

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I, the Archangel Feceskiel, have descended from heaven to s* on your parade. I've never much cared for you Macy's folk, you know. - Matty Malaprop

Fried in the Fiery Depths of Mordor

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I love the whole trilogy, but Return of the Popcorn Chicken was definitely my favorite of the three. - Matty Malaprop

YOU FOOL! THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE MEANT AT ALL!

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WHAT FRESH, FEATHERY HELL HATH YOU WROUGHT, YOU BEING OF ENDLESS MISINTERPRETATION?? - Matty Malaprop

Hey! Listen!

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No, come back, I want to bite your arm off! - Matty Malaprop

My Food Looks Punny

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Just Don't Ask to See Its Flügtag

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Or any of its "thrill rides," for that matter. - Matty Malaprop