It's a great snack to take with you on all guacs of life! - Matty Malaprop

I'd congratulate your for you punmanship but I'm too busy giggling over the idea of Tingle condoms because I'm 12. - Matty Malaprop

If he seems mopey when you find him, don't worry too much about it. He's always been Kind of Blue. - Matty Malaprop

So you're not buying into this whole "God" thing yet? Well, what if we were to sweeten the deal... ? - Matty Malaprop

But I suppose Batman's never much cared for gravity, has he? - Matty Malaprop