They see me rowlin', they hootin'. - Matty Malaprop

Try the veal, etc. - Matty Malaprop

You be lookin' like a fool, wit yo' knickers on the ground. - Matty Malaprop

Just kidding Montana you know I love you! ... but seriously Gallatin Gateway you're like two trucker hats away from a redneck convention. - Matty Malaprop

I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop