He's Got the Ticket to Ride

Favorite
wheels,ferris wheel,double meaning,ferris bueller
- -

A long drive sounds like a perfect way to spend an unexpected day off to me! - Matty Malaprop

Training Wheels

Favorite
training wheels,training,wheels,literalism,double meaning
- -

I don't want to deflate their egos, but truth be told I've seen wooden spools that could pump more tire iron. - Matty Malaprop

Adele - 'Rolling in the Deep'

Favorite
adele,complex,deep,Dell,literalism,rolling,rolling in the deep,song,title,underwater,wheels
- -

♪ We could have had it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaall / Rolling in the deeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeep / you had my heart insiiiiiiiiiide of your hand, and you played it, you played it to the beat. ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Reminds Me of An Ex-Coworker...

Favorite
briefcase,carry on,double meaning,he,how,luggage,rolling,rolls,wheels
- -

If a businessman with a rolling suitcase drowns, does that mean he's rolling in the deep? - Matty Malaprop

Download the new Cheezburger app for a chance to win a PS4! in Cheezburger 's Hangs on LockerDome