A long drive sounds like a perfect way to spend an unexpected day off to me! - Matty Malaprop
I don't want to deflate their egos, but truth be told I've seen wooden spools that could pump more tire iron. - Matty Malaprop
♪ We could have had it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaall / Rolling in the deeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeep / you had my heart insiiiiiiiiiide of your hand, and you played it, you played it to the beat. ♪ - Matty Malaprop
If a businessman with a rolling suitcase drowns, does that mean he's rolling in the deep? - Matty Malaprop
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