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The compass rose aligns the way it does because Eastwood kicked it into that position, you know. - Matty Malaprop
Yo, readers, I'm really happy you're enjoying this joke, and I'mma let you finish, but Kanye Zest is one of the best Kanye West last-name variations of all time! OF ALL TIME! - Matty Malaprop
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