Well I'll Be Damned...

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Well I'll Be Damned...
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I was half-expecting a photo of the Hoover below the bee here, not gonna lie... - Matty Malaprop

He Shines Brightest On His Own

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He Shines Brightest On His Own
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His cold misanthropy is just a property of his brain chemistry, I suppose. - Matty Malaprop

The Dramatic Pause Really Pushes This Over the Top

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The Dramatic Pause Really Pushes This Over the Top
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This joke may not be fresh, but at least its water is... #LameJokeIsLame #HowDoIStillHaveAJob - Matty Malaprop

All Other Water Troughs Are Just Pail Imitations

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All Other Water Troughs Are Just Pail Imitations
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As opposed to the X Well, which has a very strange top-end opening that quite frankly is not efficient in anyway seeing as it can't even accommodate a bucket of water or anything. - Matty Malaprop