The Leaves Want No Part of it Either!

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The Leaves Want No Part of it Either!
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And the parts don't want to be tied up in it either! And the ties don't want to be embroiled themselves! And the broiler resents its inclusion in the whole affair also! And the affair was between Bobby Brown and someone else and well that's just creepy to even think about. - Matty Malaprop

Well I'll Be Damned...

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Well I'll Be Damned...
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I was half-expecting a photo of the Hoover below the bee here, not gonna lie... - Matty Malaprop

He Shines Brightest On His Own

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He Shines Brightest On His Own
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His cold misanthropy is just a property of his brain chemistry, I suppose. - Matty Malaprop

All Other Water Troughs Are Just Pail Imitations

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All Other Water Troughs Are Just Pail Imitations
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As opposed to the X Well, which has a very strange top-end opening that quite frankly is not efficient in anyway seeing as it can't even accommodate a bucket of water or anything. - Matty Malaprop

The Dramatic Pause Really Pushes This Over the Top

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The Dramatic Pause Really Pushes This Over the Top
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This joke may not be fresh, but at least its water is... #LameJokeIsLame #HowDoIStillHaveAJob - Matty Malaprop