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Color me about as confused as humanly possible re: this one. Anyone care to illuminate it for me? - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Punblr
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So do you want me to pay you with money, or pizza? The lack of specificity here is killing me. - Matty Malaprop

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... because every time I see you my Jokulhaups* to attention! - Matty Malaprop

Source: Three Word Phrase

  • Yes, my p33n is named Jokul. WHATCHAGONNADOABOUTIT?
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Via: Completely Serious Comics
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You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop

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This is seriously one of the more insane things I've seen in the last couple of weeks. But I'm also kind of in love with it? Maybe I'm the one with the problem... do you think that means my x will take me back and stop asking y we broke up? - Matty Malaprop

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By Jenny (Via: Chasing Fabrics)
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The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop