ICWUDT, Kinda Creepy Restaurant Establishment

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double meaning,in,literalism,sketchy,slide,tip,weird
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So do you want me to pay you with money, or pizza? The lack of specificity here is killing me. - Matty Malaprop

Socially Awkward Mummified Corpse...

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bone,guts,weird,lolwut,euphemism,double meaning,literalism,mummy
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It's really quite a shame; every time he sees a pretty girl, he runs and formaldehydes. - Matty Malaprop

Talking to Exes...

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This is seriously one of the more insane things I've seen in the last couple of weeks. But I'm also kind of in love with it? Maybe I'm the one with the problem... do you think that means my x will take me back and stop asking y we broke up? - Matty Malaprop

Baby Got Back

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baby,back,baby got back,sir mix-a-lot,double meaning,literalism,weird
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I don't think Sir Mix-a-Lot had precisely this in mind when he wrote that song... - Matty Malaprop

Well, Do You Have the Dough?

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arts and crafts,card,cookies,dont,donut,handmade,kooky,ransom note,similar sounding,weird
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The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop

Oi Vey...

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candy,chews,hasidic,jews,kosher,oi vey,orthodox,weird,yiddish
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I didn't even have to do any work for this one ;)