I don't think Sir Mix-a-Lot had precisely this in mind when he wrote that song... - Matty Malaprop
... I'm just gonna leave this here and go have a massive EMBARRASS over in the corner, thanks. - Matty Malaprop
But it makes the whole "dangling upside down" trick WAY FREAKING COOLER. - Matty Malaprop
You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop
Looks like someone's been sowing his wild nine-grains again... - Matty Malaprop
It's not that I don't care, it's just that I think you should learn to deal with Eeyore own bullsh*t in life. - Matty Malaprop
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