SMP CLASSIC-ish: Crumb for Me, Baby!

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SMP CLASSIC-ish: Crumb for Me, Baby!
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Looks like someone's been sowing his wild nine-grains again... - Matty Malaprop

You're Being Kind of Roo-d

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You're Being Kind of Roo-d
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It's not that I don't care, it's just that I think you should learn to deal with Eeyore own bullsh*t in life. - Matty Malaprop

Bro-ba Fett

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Bro-ba Fett
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You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop

Oi Vey...

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Oi Vey...
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I didn't even have to do any work for this one ;)

Let Me Just Go Call 911 Now...

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Let Me Just Go Call 911 Now...
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I'm sure they'll be more than happy to phile a report about the neighborhood's latest creepy pedostrian. - Matty Malaprop

Talking to Exes...

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This is seriously one of the more insane things I've seen in the last couple of weeks. But I'm also kind of in love with it? Maybe I'm the one with the problem... do you think that means my x will take me back and stop asking y we broke up? - Matty Malaprop