Weighing in on a Forceful Matter

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Weighing in on a Forceful Matter
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Um, I'm sorry, but you're being really rude right now. Everyone knows he prefers the term "huskysaber!" - Matty Malaprop

Please, Bring Our Sailors Home

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Please, Bring Our Sailors Home
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My entreaty is true either way, though I suppose the context is radically altered in each instance... - Matty Malaprop

Depending on the Subject, That Could Amount to Several Pounds!

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Depending on the Subject, That Could Amount to Several Pounds!
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You had that appointment booked for months! I'm glad it went well for you! - Matty Malaprop

I Beg To Differ

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I Beg To Differ
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BabiesAreGross #Don'tDenyIt #VesselsForFilthAndCrying - Matty Malaprop

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN

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WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN
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Their eyes can hardly even process such a heavy load of information. - Matty Malaprop