A Clockwork Orange

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Now clemenTIME will always be on your side! - Matty Malaprop

Free to the First Driver to Snatch it!

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But so help me god if you're a pedestrian and you so much as put a finger on this vehicle-designated watch... - Matty Malaprop

You See, Master Wayne...

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I'm sorry, but where's my main cat LeVar Burton in this picture? I WANT TO READ AND I WANT THERE TO BE RAINBOWS WHILE I'M DOING IT THANKYOUVERYMUCH. - Matty Malaprop