Now clemenTIME will always be on your side! - Matty Malaprop

I'm sure they'll be more than happy to phile a report about the neighborhood's latest creepy pedostrian. - Matty Malaprop

I'm sorry, but where's my main cat LeVar Burton in this picture? I WANT TO READ AND I WANT THERE TO BE RAINBOWS WHILE I'M DOING IT THANKYOUVERYMUCH. - Matty Malaprop

But so help me god if you're a pedestrian and you so much as put a finger on this vehicle-designated watch... - Matty Malaprop

Their eyes can hardly even process such a heavy load of information. - Matty Malaprop