Finally, We've Learned How to Prevent Shark Attacks!

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Finally, We've Learned How to Prevent Shark Attacks!
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Next time you start bleeding while surfing, all you'll need to make it back to shore alive is a full-body seal costume and a simple splint. #THEMOREYOUKNOW #RAINBOW - Matty Malaprop

She's Often the Bearder of Bad News

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She's Often the Bearder of Bad News
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Man, the simplicity of google has really been the armpits for people who like to ask riddles. - Matty Malaprop

Is That a Threat?

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Is That a Threat?
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Seriously though, what makes a guy just up and RAM another human being with a bulky, glass-laden object? - Matty Malaprop

Spoiler Alert...

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Spoiler Alert...
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But I'm fairly certain this particular piece leaves very little to the imagination. - Matty Malaprop

There's Tree-Hour Parking Around the Corner

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There's Tree-Hour Parking Around the Corner
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You can try and fight the system, but in the end I guarantee you it simply isn't wart it. - Matty Malaprop