They Don't Call it the Blue Screen of Death for Nothin'

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When you spend all your waking hours staring at a monitor, it's really only a matter of time before your head becomes a flat screen. - Matty Malaprop

He Shines Brightest On His Own

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His cold misanthropy is just a property of his brain chemistry, I suppose. - Matty Malaprop

She's Often the Bearder of Bad News

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Man, the simplicity of google has really been the armpits for people who like to ask riddles. - Matty Malaprop

Spoiler Alert...

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But I'm fairly certain this particular piece leaves very little to the imagination. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Confused Shark is Confused

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Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop