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Seriously guys, keep this stuff out of your fridge, or all of your produce will be ruined forever! - Matty Malaprop

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You can try and fight the system, but in the end I guarantee you it simply isn't wart it. - Matty Malaprop

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One of them murders innocent children and keeps your hands cozy and warm. The other is actually called a birdie and is loved by many many high school athletes in Hong Kong. The line's a little blurry, really. - Matty Malaprop

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But I'm fairly certain this particular piece leaves very little to the imagination. - Matty Malaprop

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When you spend all your waking hours staring at a monitor, it's really only a matter of time before your head becomes a flat screen. - Matty Malaprop

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