Next time you start bleeding while surfing, all you'll need to make it back to shore alive is a full-body seal costume and a simple splint. #THEMOREYOUKNOW #RAINBOW - Matty Malaprop
Seriously guys, keep this stuff out of your fridge, or all of your produce will be ruined forever! - Matty Malaprop
Source: Left-Handed Toons
Seriously though, what makes a guy just up and RAM another human being with a bulky, glass-laden object? - Matty Malaprop
Yo dawg, I heard you like needless hyper-literal disobedience... - Matty Malaprop
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