warning

broken,double meaning,literalism,seal,shark,warning
By Snake73 (Via: Phil Watson)
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Next time you start bleeding while surfing, all you'll need to make it back to shore alive is a full-body seal costume and a simple splint. #THEMOREYOUKNOW #RAINBOW - Matty Malaprop

directions,disobedient,dont,end,mark,rebellion,warning
By Ashley :3
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Yo dawg, I heard you like needless hyper-literal disobedience... - Matty Malaprop

bill,billposters,graffiti,innocent,lies,literalism,name,posters,prosecuted,protesting,sign,warning
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

And he's a downright saint, to boot! Why, just last week he helped my mother repot her begonias in the parlor! - Matty Malaprop

answer,comic,eyebrows,fyi,Hall of Fame,homophones,mustache,question,similar sounding,warning
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Man, the simplicity of google has really been the armpits for people who like to ask riddles. - Matty Malaprop

Back to Top