Next time you start bleeding while surfing, all you'll need to make it back to shore alive is a full-body seal costume and a simple splint. #THEMOREYOUKNOW #RAINBOW - Matty Malaprop
Man, the simplicity of google has really been the armpits for people who like to ask riddles. - Matty Malaprop
Seriously though, what makes a guy just up and RAM another human being with a bulky, glass-laden object? - Matty Malaprop
But I'm fairly certain this particular piece leaves very little to the imagination. - Matty Malaprop
You can try and fight the system, but in the end I guarantee you it simply isn't wart it. - Matty Malaprop
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