Spoiler Alert...

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Spoiler Alert...
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But I'm fairly certain this particular piece leaves very little to the imagination. - Matty Malaprop

Major Spoilers Below

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Major Spoilers Below
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Seriously guys, keep this stuff out of your fridge, or all of your produce will be ruined forever! - Matty Malaprop

Source: Left-Handed Toons

SMP CLASSIC: Confused Shark is Confused

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SMP CLASSIC: Confused Shark is Confused
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Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: NEVER FORGET!

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SMP CLASSIC: NEVER FORGET!
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This has long been my personal life rule... and look how I've turned out! #MaybeYouShouldn'tLiveThisWay #ButComeOnYouKnowYouWantTo - Matty Malaprop

Know the Difference

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Know the Difference
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One of them murders innocent children and keeps your hands cozy and warm. The other is actually called a birdie and is loved by many many high school athletes in Hong Kong. The line's a little blurry, really. - Matty Malaprop