Wokking the Dog

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UGH THEY'RE JUST SO DAMN CATCHY!

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I ain't even ashamed to admit that. And by that I mean I'm totally and completely ashamed to admit that.

But seriously. Seriously. Click this link. Listen to this song. It will be stuck in your head 5ever. I'm sorry. - Matty Malaprop

If you think One Direction is a terrible band, you're totally Autocowreck.

The Walking Dad

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Don't worry junior, you're not alone in this. My dad's always zombie-esque before he gets his morning coffee in him too. - Matty Malaprop

He is Bound Only By His Imagination

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Moon Walking

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And this right here just further illustrates why I have always been and always will be a cat person. Cleaning up moon poo is the WORST.

When They Start to Lumber Toward You, RUN!

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Somnambulance has never seemed so serious. - Matty Malaprop

Better Than a Trotting One

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Because seriously, who trots anymore these days? - Matty Malaprop