This one never really gets old with you people, does it? - Matty Malaprop

And this right here just further illustrates why I have always been and always will be a cat person. Cleaning up moon poo is the WORST.

I ain't even ashamed to admit that. And by that I mean I'm totally and completely ashamed to admit that.

But seriously. Seriously. Click this link. Listen to this song. It will be stuck in your head 5ever. I'm sorry. - Matty Malaprop

If you think One Direction is a terrible band, you're totally Autocowreck.

Don't worry junior, you're not alone in this. My dad's always zombie-esque before he gets his morning coffee in him too. - Matty Malaprop

Somnambulance has never seemed so serious. - Matty Malaprop

Because seriously, who trots anymore these days? - Matty Malaprop