Well I'll Be Damned...

Favorite
be,bee,ill,i'll,oil,similar sounding,visualization,well,whale
- -

I was half-expecting a photo of the Hoover below the bee here, not gonna lie... - Matty Malaprop

Because Visualizing Apple is Far Too Easy

Favorite
bee,eye,homophone,IBM,literalism,m,visualization
- -

For that matter, visualizing Windows is also quite the cop out. - Matty Malaprop

Awww, You're Making Me Turn Beet Red!

Favorite
compliment,parenthetical,rad,radish,visualization
- -

I'm just so easily flattered! My blush color always turnips when someone compliments me! - Matty Malaprop

We Need Lemon-Aid Over Here!

Favorite
aid,double meaning,homophones,lemonade,lemons,morbid,visualization
- -

He's a fighter, I'll give him that, but the shrapnel is literally squeezing the life out of him! If we don't get him to a medic before he runs out of juice, then I fear he'll be nothing but a bloody pulp by nightfall. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Billy 'The Rodent' Corgan

Favorite
billy corgan,bullet with butterfly win,cage,despite all my rage,literalism,lyrics,rat,smashing pumpkins,song,visualization
- -

This is in my mind perhaps the most poignant lyric ever penned by Billy, mostly because he manages to solidify himself each and every year as one of the music world's foremost vermin. - Matty Malaprop