He's a fighter, I'll give him that, but the shrapnel is literally squeezing the life out of him! If we don't get him to a medic before he runs out of juice, then I fear he'll be nothing but a bloody pulp by nightfall. - Matty Malaprop
I'm just so easily flattered! My blush color always turnips when someone compliments me! - Matty Malaprop
I suppose it's still far better than attempting to illustrate your one-eyed water-spitting snake, at least. - Matty Malaprop
I was half-expecting a photo of the Hoover below the bee here, not gonna lie... - Matty Malaprop
I see what you did there, Draw Something player... and it looks awfully familiar to me for some reason... - Matty Malaprop
For that matter, visualizing Windows is also quite the cop out. - Matty Malaprop
This is in my mind perhaps the most poignant lyric ever penned by Billy, mostly because he manages to solidify himself each and every year as one of the music world's foremost vermin. - Matty Malaprop
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