Finding stardom on the Internet is difficult. I just hope this newcomer doesn't let his first failures inflame him. - Matty Malaprop
If you're going to visit pr0n sites without taking steps to check the links, make sure to do so spearingly. - Matty Malaprop
Are you guys serious? My name's Matthew! It says so right on my iTunes! Troy lives two doors over, FYI. - Matty Malaprop
You Can't Celebrate Independence Without Shooting Hot Dogs ...
Red: The Story of One Painter's Grief and Suffering
Should I Press the Button?
"They Built This Country, Now They're Trying to Destroy It!"
A Clever Knockoff of Similar to Resembling...
The Girl With the Fire/Flying Tattoo
Ganondorf's Sword Taunt is Meaningless!
30 Shower Thoughts You've Never Realized Before
America Officially Challenges Japan to a Robot Duel
That Quantum May Just Be Baja Blast
Pick Your Site Name
Tell us more about it