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apologizing apology pasta similar sounding types variety - 6094873600
Via Reddit
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If you're gonna say sorry to a man, it's always a safe bet to say it with food. - Matty Malaprop

AA aa battery Alcoholics Anonymous batteries battery cyanide and happiness mistake type variety - 4898299904
By tonis
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And once again, anonymity has found itself usurped by acronymity. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

angel angel hair double meaning hair literalism pasta variety - 6304549632
By xyzpdq1
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Judging by her age, I'm guessing a very very creepy man bestowed that title upon her. Teenage hair pasta maybe, but I don't see no angel here. - Matty Malaprop