A Heartfelt Pastapology

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apologizing,apology,pasta,similar sounding,types,variety
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If you're gonna say sorry to a man, it's always a safe bet to say it with food. - Matty Malaprop

Just Your Garden-Variety Hedgehog

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garden,hedge,hedgehog,hog,literalism,variety
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I'd like to believe this animal is well on his way to international success, but with hedgehogs like Sonic running around, I'm a little worried that he just won't make the cut. - Matty Malaprop

Who Says She's An Angel?

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angel,angel hair,double meaning,hair,literalism,pasta,variety
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Judging by her age, I'm guessing a very very creepy man bestowed that title upon her. Teenage hair pasta maybe, but I don't see no angel here. - Matty Malaprop

Stop Staring at That Woman's... Produce????

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avocados,produce,hass,similar sounding,dat ass,variety,fruit
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He likes big PLUMS and he cannot lie. Fruity fruity fruity fruity poppin' everywhere. Etc. - Matty Malaprop