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avocados produce hass similar sounding dat ass variety fruit - 7044704512
Via: Reddit
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He likes big PLUMS and he cannot lie. Fruity fruity fruity fruity poppin' everywhere. Etc. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning Hall of Fame iceberg lettuce literalism titanic variety - 6307332096
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Lettuce not panic. We are not green sailors. If we keep our heads straight, I'm sure we can make it out of this alive. - Matty Malaprop

angel angel hair double meaning hair literalism pasta variety - 6304549632
By xyzpdq1
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Judging by her age, I'm guessing a very very creepy man bestowed that title upon her. Teenage hair pasta maybe, but I don't see no angel here. - Matty Malaprop

garden hedge hedgehog hog literalism variety - 4608958464
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I'd like to believe this animal is well on his way to international success, but with hedgehogs like Sonic running around, I'm a little worried that he just won't make the cut. - Matty Malaprop

AA aa battery Alcoholics Anonymous batteries battery cyanide and happiness mistake type variety - 4898299904
By tonis
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And once again, anonymity has found itself usurped by acronymity. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness