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double meaning Hall of Fame iceberg lettuce literalism titanic variety
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Lettuce not panic. We are not green sailors. If we keep our heads straight, I'm sure we can make it out of this alive. - Matty Malaprop

garden hedge hedgehog hog literalism variety
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I'd like to believe this animal is well on his way to international success, but with hedgehogs like Sonic running around, I'm a little worried that he just won't make the cut. - Matty Malaprop

apologizing apology pasta similar sounding types variety
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If you're gonna say sorry to a man, it's always a safe bet to say it with food. - Matty Malaprop

avocados produce hass similar sounding dat ass variety fruit
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He likes big PLUMS and he cannot lie. Fruity fruity fruity fruity poppin' everywhere. Etc. - Matty Malaprop