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garden,hedge,hedgehog,hog,literalism,variety
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I'd like to believe this animal is well on his way to international success, but with hedgehogs like Sonic running around, I'm a little worried that he just won't make the cut. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,Hall of Fame,iceberg,lettuce,literalism,titanic,variety
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Lettuce not panic. We are not green sailors. If we keep our heads straight, I'm sure we can make it out of this alive. - Matty Malaprop

apologizing,apology,pasta,similar sounding,types,variety
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If you're gonna say sorry to a man, it's always a safe bet to say it with food. - Matty Malaprop

angel,angel hair,double meaning,hair,literalism,pasta,variety
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Judging by her age, I'm guessing a very very creepy man bestowed that title upon her. Teenage hair pasta maybe, but I don't see no angel here. - Matty Malaprop

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