I was hoping we'd get a look at a real marine biologist, but I imagine the uniform clashes a bit with the lab coat, and that certainly can't be too terribly photogenic. - Matty Malaprop
He's probably hopeless, but you have to admire the way he always looks at the sunny side of things! - Matty Malaprop
Anyone know who created this comic? Let me know in the comments!
I can only assume the artist here didn't depict Macintosh apples simply because the joke would be too simple and passé. - Matty Malaprop
Just be warned, Blue. Marine Biology is a challenging field. I really hope for your sake that you have someone to go home and cuttle with at the end of the day. - Matty Malaprop
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