The Hobbit: Some Unexpected Puns

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I love me a good Hobbit joke as much as the next person, but this conversation filled me with a bit of Mordorous intent. - Matty Malaprop

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This is Why I No Longer Gotye on Facebook

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As Gotye's better half (in that video at least) would say, I really hope these endless "Somebody That I Used To Know" puns eventually Settle Down. - Matty Malaprop

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Console-ations

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He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.

This One's a Real RutaBANGER

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Oh man, is this a b-side from Basement Jaxx's Rooty? That's going real deep, man! - Matty Malaprop

Oh Pancake, You So Pencil-y!

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Seems to me like this friendship ended up pretty broken after Pepper snapped and started a graphite. - Matty Malaprop

TWIST ENDING: They Don't Even Serve Seafood!

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In fact they're a high-end restaurant devoted solely to fancy beef dinners, and the mother in the story is pescetarian. All in all the whole evening ended up being a total cabasstrophe. - Matty Malaprop

We Were Bread to Sin

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After all, we all know Jesus was betrayed by Judas because he really kneaded some dough. - Matty Malaprop

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