Turns out his iPod was pepperjacked from his car this afternoon. I'd brie pretty upset about that too, if I were him. - Matty Malaprop

Not gonna lie, I'm a little upset that this conversation wasn't padded with more commentary. - Matty Malaprop

Here's a fun game: All of you awesome users should make visual versions of these puns and send them to me! And then we can display them on THIS VERY SITE in all of their punny glory! Any takers? - Matty Malaprop

Look at these two, lumbering their way through a totally insignificant birch-fest.

... sorry, that was terrible AND non-sensical. I just don't know that many tree-related puns... :( - Matty Malaprop