The Amount of Likes on This Post Just Keeps Going Up

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Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

No Punchline

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I really love that this joke both is and isn't. It's tautological but also a paradox! WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I'M A NERD AND I'M READING WAY TOO MUCH INTO THIS DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY GOD YOU'RE ALL SUCH HUGE JERKS! - Matty Malaprop

Punupmanship

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Editor's Note: This man has a foul mouth. Language is probably not safe for work.

I love me a good poem almost as much as I love me a good pun, so I'm going to go ahead and give this video a hearty two puns up! - Matty Malaprop

This is So Typical of the Facebook Hive Mind

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You post one little innocuous picture, and then BOOM! Here comes the swarm! - Matty Malaprop

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TWIST ENDING: They Don't Even Serve Seafood!

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In fact they're a high-end restaurant devoted solely to fancy beef dinners, and the mother in the story is pescetarian. All in all the whole evening ended up being a total cabasstrophe. - Matty Malaprop