Sea? Dreams Do Come True!

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Sea? Dreams Do Come True!
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Just be warned, Blue. Marine Biology is a challenging field. I really hope for your sake that you have someone to go home and cuttle with at the end of the day. - Matty Malaprop

That Doesn't Sound Gouda...

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That Doesn't Sound Gouda...
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Turns out his iPod was pepperjacked from his car this afternoon. I'd brie pretty upset about that too, if I were him. - Matty Malaprop

Potatebook: A Place for Spuds

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Potatebook: A Place for Spuds
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I was with you all until the Doritos joke... I mean, really, is there any potato-matter in a bag of Doritos at all? I'm skeptical. - Matty Malaprop

No Punchline

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No Punchline
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I really love that this joke both is and isn't. It's tautological but also a paradox! WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I'M A NERD AND I'M READING WAY TOO MUCH INTO THIS DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY GOD YOU'RE ALL SUCH HUGE JERKS! - Matty Malaprop