Oh man, is this a b-side from Basement Jaxx's Rooty? That's going real deep, man! - Matty Malaprop
In other news, Kanye West used the ol' Nietzsche defense to dodge a lawsuit recently, so basically my life is complete?
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Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Jacques D. says: "Meat a new comedy duo as they put their beans together, kick the peanut around, and stew on some new material."
I couldn't have put it any better myself, Jacques D. So thanks for letting me not have to! - Matty Malaprop
Not gonna lie, I'm a little upset that this conversation wasn't padded with more commentary. - Matty Malaprop
Homophones are truly confounding things sometimes. - Matty Malaprop
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