This One's a Real RutaBANGER

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Oh man, is this a b-side from Basement Jaxx's Rooty? That's going real deep, man! - Matty Malaprop

Context is Everything

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Homophones are truly confounding things sometimes. - Matty Malaprop

Oh Pancake, You So Pencil-y!

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Seems to me like this friendship ended up pretty broken after Pepper snapped and started a graphite. - Matty Malaprop

'I Lobster But Never Flounder.'

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... I'm just gonna leave this here and go have a massive EMBARRASS over in the corner, thanks. - Matty Malaprop

Literal Crime Scene Detectives

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Punmaster Ken says: "CSI? NCIS? Law & Order: SVU? They don't have anything on L.C.S.D. - Literal Crime Scene Detectives."

After watching this footage, I'm fairly certain these detectives planted the evidence on their suspect. It's just a hunch I have, what with all the potting soil on the ground... - Matty Malaprop

Blender Man Sounds Absolutely Terrifying

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What's worse, he doesn't even have to search out his victims. His milkshakes bring all the unsuspecting boys to his yard! - Matty Malaprop

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