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Via: But You're Like Really Pretty
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Yo, readers, I'm really happy you're enjoying this joke, and I'mma let you finish, but Kanye Zest is one of the best Kanye West last-name variations of all time! OF ALL TIME! - Matty Malaprop

Punny Little Elevator
By Kevin Bacon
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Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

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And let's not forget the classics like Teddy Roosevelt Nugent, Bill Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars and Daft Polk. - Matty Malaprop

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I tried coming up with one too, but I was STUMPED!
By trbray
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These people really oughta stop with this conversation before they all make ashes out of themselves. - Matty Malaprop

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Celebrate Pi Day With Some Delicious Puns!

It's Pi Day! The most delicious of holidays! And one of the most irrational, too! So get ready to laugh for at least 3.14159 [...] minutes with this collection of pi/pie puns!

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Via: Reddit
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In the end, he wound up in a holding Duracell, but he tried to stay positive about the whole messy affair. - Matty Malaprop