Baby, are you bloodbending? Because I'm immobilized by your presence. #sociallyawkwardavatarpickuplines - Matty Malaprop

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Hey baby, let me show you my suplex. #winkyface - Matty Malaprop

Even if he was single, he'd probably be too busy punching wolves to celebrate Valentine's Day with you. You'd understand though, right? - Matty Malaprop

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Here's hoping your Skrillex-themed Valentine will be enough to let you Bangarang that special someone in your life... because I wouldn't be caught Deadmau5 dating the kind of person who gives out Skrillex Valentines. - Matty Malaprop

Please to be our Valentine?

Matty Malaprop's Valentine's Day 2012 Agenda: Work. Go home. Cry. Listen to The Smiths. Cry. Eat ice cream. Cry. Listen to the Smiths. Cry. Fap. Cry. Eat ice cream, listen to The Smiths, cry and fap simultaneously. Repeat until it's Feb. 15.

It's Valentine's Day, and Cheezburger has a very special present for you!