Let's just hope this coal-driven romantic doesn't end up being a Train in Vain today. - Matty Malaprop
Matty Malaprop's Valentine's Day 2012 Agenda: Work. Go home. Cry. Listen to The Smiths. Cry. Eat ice cream. Cry. Listen to the Smiths. Cry. Fap. Cry. Eat ice cream, listen to The Smiths, cry and fap simultaneously. Repeat until it's Feb. 15.
With Valentine's Day fast approaching, I strongly encourage all of you to spend some quality time with an other that makes you feel punderful. - Matty Malaprop
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Even if he was single, he'd probably be too busy punching wolves to celebrate Valentine's Day with you. You'd understand though, right? - Matty Malaprop