But Please, Don't Have a Cow!

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Sometimes, rather than running from the absurd, you just have to milk it for all it's worth. - Matty Malaprop

Touché, Nameless Probably Small-Town Paper

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Further proof that 99 percent of all soft news articles are just otterly ridiculous. - Matty Malaprop