I'm still a little salty about how bad his last record was, though.* - Matty Malaprop
*J/K ALL OF HIS MUSIC IS BAD AND I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT IT I JUST PRETENDED TO SO I COULD MAKE PUNSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Like the whiskey he shares a name with, J. Jonah is a master at burning. - Matty Malaprop
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