Whenever this guy makes that dopey smile of his, I simply cannot help but King Lear at him. - Matty Malaprop
... and then the whole freakin' pun would just come raining down in pieces! - Matty Malaprop
Normally I hate drives that are always too eager to show off their ride's horns, but I can totally see why these two would be into that sort of thing! - Matty Malaprop
Poachers really are just the deviled in disguise. - Matty Malaprop
I hate those stereo types; every time I ever came across one I could never catch on...
And once again, anonymity has found itself usurped by acronymity. - Matty Malaprop
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