Iambic Groantameter

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Whenever this guy makes that dopey smile of his, I simply cannot help but King Lear at him. - Matty Malaprop

These Two Look Quite Foxy in Their New Ride

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advice,brand,car,cool,double meaning,impala,literalism,rap,sunglasses,type
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Normally I hate drives that are always too eager to show off their ride's horns, but I can totally see why these two would be into that sort of thing! - Matty Malaprop

These Are Even Better Than Air Jordans!

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basketball,basketball shoes,double meaning,literalism,present,shoes,type
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This would be the one and only way to get me to care about the NBA. What are you waiting for, ESPN?????? - Matty Malaprop

An Innocent Mistake

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AA,aa battery,Alcoholics Anonymous,batteries,battery,cyanide and happiness,mistake,type,variety
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And once again, anonymity has found itself usurped by acronymity. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness