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parakeet,pair,prefix,homophone,literalism,one,two
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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

boy band,disney,do not want,gross,literalism,one,one direction,radio disney,two
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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

cup,double meaning,girls,literalism,one,two,two girls one cup
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Oh, so we're calling it a sport now, are we? News to me... - Matty Malaprop

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