And Here I Thought Rap Metal Was Finally Dead...

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Thuggin' Like a C-3PO

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When faced with his impending death while locked in combat against Darth Vader, Obie-Trice Kenobi parted from his mortal frame by simply saying Cheers.

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Pandora

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Such Honeyed Words the Bard Wrote

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A rose by any other name would still be full of BEESSSSSSSS!! - Matty Malaprop

Science Seuss!

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Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop

One More Than Firetruck

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Punmaster ichckid098 wins the Internet for today. Everybody else should just go home. - Matty Malaprop

It's the Only Sum He Knows

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Eins, zwei, drei, vier me! - Matty Malaprop