Two Soon?

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Two Soon?
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Before any of you say anything; I really, really, really loathe myself already for posting this. Thanks. - Matty Malaprop

Thuggin' Like a C-3PO

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When faced with his impending death while locked in combat against Darth Vader, Obie-Trice Kenobi parted from his mortal frame by simply saying Cheers.

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

One Keet - Parakeet

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One Keet - Parakeet
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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

Touché

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Touché
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Because Dosguevaras doesn't make for any kind of pun at all. - Matty Malaprop

One More Than Firetruck

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One More Than Firetruck
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Punmaster ichckid098 wins the Internet for today. Everybody else should just go home. - Matty Malaprop