Science Seuss!

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shift,one fish two fish red fish blue fish,similar sounding,red,blue,one,two,dr seuss
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Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop

One Keet - Parakeet

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parakeet,pair,prefix,homophone,literalism,one,two
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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

The Only Direction I Want to Send Them is Downward

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boy band,disney,do not want,gross,literalism,one,one direction,radio disney,two
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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

May the Force Be With Two

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literalism,obi-wan kenobi,one,similar sounding,star wars,two
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I'm not entirely sure what do w/r/t the blank black box below the twin Kenobis... perhaps it's a representation of the gaping void left in our existence due to his passing? - Matty Malaprop