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shift,one fish two fish red fish blue fish,similar sounding,red,blue,one,two,dr seuss
By Unknown
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Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop

best joke,count,firetruck,homophone,lolwut,potato,TO,two
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che,Che Guevara,literalism,touché,two
By Cowicorn (Via: Reddit)
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Because Dosguevaras doesn't make for any kind of pun at all. - Matty Malaprop

one,pair,parakeet,prefix,two,uni
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Ain't nothin' wrong with being thorough and efficient, if you ask me. I've always been a huge fan of killing two birds with one stone. - Matty Malaprop

cup,double meaning,girls,literalism,one,two,two girls one cup
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