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double meaning,homophone,literalism,meme,SOON,too soon,two
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Before any of you say anything; I really, really, really loathe myself already for posting this. Thanks. - Matty Malaprop

parakeet,pair,prefix,homophone,literalism,one,two
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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

che,Che Guevara,literalism,touché,two
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Because Dosguevaras doesn't make for any kind of pun at all. - Matty Malaprop

best joke,count,firetruck,homophone,lolwut,potato,TO,two
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