two

one pair parakeet prefix two uni
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Ain't nothin' wrong with being thorough and efficient, if you ask me. I've always been a huge fan of killing two birds with one stone. - Matty Malaprop

best joke count firetruck homophone lolwut potato TO two
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Punmaster ichckid098 wins the Internet for today. Everybody else should just go home. - Matty Malaprop

che Che Guevara literalism touché two
By Cowicorn (Via: Reddit)
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Because Dosguevaras doesn't make for any kind of pun at all. - Matty Malaprop