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I'm thinking you find an annoying younger brother and shout "ER! ER! ER!" at him ad nauseam until he starts crying, but I could well be mistaken on this one. - Matty Malaprop

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The secret to successful relationships is always holding yourself with the utmost confidence. - Matty Malaprop

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I think the answer to this question is actually quite simple. It would behoove you to not overthink it. - Matty Malaprop

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Quite frankly I'm not convinced he didn't just take the job in hopes of scoring some discounted Tinkerbells. - Matty Malaprop

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