Guess that's why everyone at the station always called him the little engine that could throw a mean punch. - Matty Malaprop

Get loopy at Señor Gif!

I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop

I'm sure they serve some practical purpose somehow, but one-direction fans just aren't my Styles. - Matty Malaprop

You may be a nigh-unreadable tome of mutilated language, but you deserve fairer treatment than this! - Matty Malaprop

Merlot! The Humanity of this tragic scene! - Matty Malaprop