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This is truly the work of a bergeoning punsmith. - Matty Malaprop

I wasn't sold on this joke, but the extra panel really pushed it over the top for me. - Matty Malaprop

Listen, I'mma be honest here; if having a moral opposition to long-distance running is wrong, then I never ever want to be right. - Matty Malaprop

At least it's not the dunce belt! That's your brother's burden to bear. And seriously, it is, because that thing weighs like 47 pounds. - Matty Malaprop

The Beatles: Rock 'n' roll prophets or prophets for the end of days? - Matty Malaprop