Parents, Amirite?

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At least it's not the dunce belt! That's your brother's burden to bear. And seriously, it is, because that thing weighs like 47 pounds. - Matty Malaprop

Apollo ThirT-Bone

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And it should come as a surprise to no one that they're milking the mission for all its worth from a public opinion perspective. - Matty Malaprop

Probably a Truism

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... and behind that man is soon to be ex-girlfriend. - Matty Malaprop

Thanks for the Clarification!

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But just because you can typify them, it doesn't mean you can make non-standard poodles not suck at absolutely everything. Because they do. Yeah. Fin. - Matty Malaprop

Plot Twist!

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This post is sponsored by M. Night Shyamalan. #notreallybutyouknowwhatimean - Matty Malaprop