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At least it's not the dunce belt! That's your brother's burden to bear. And seriously, it is, because that thing weighs like 47 pounds. - Matty Malaprop

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Ah, the ol' second amendment word order switcheroo. I didn't see that one com-OH WAIT YES I DID. - Matty Malaprop

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But what are you then, pray tell, if you're part of the solvent? - Matty Malaprop

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This post is sponsored by M. Night Shyamalan. #notreallybutyouknowwhatimean - Matty Malaprop

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And I go to the beach to stare at lovely mammaries. Now get off your high horse. - Matty Malaprop

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