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At least it's not the dunce belt! That's your brother's burden to bear. And seriously, it is, because that thing weighs like 47 pounds. - Matty Malaprop

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The Beatles: Rock 'n' roll prophets or prophets for the end of days? - Matty Malaprop

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But just because you can typify them, it doesn't mean you can make non-standard poodles not suck at absolutely everything. Because they do. Yeah. Fin. - Matty Malaprop

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But what are you then, pray tell, if you're part of the solvent? - Matty Malaprop

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Listen, I'mma be honest here; if having a moral opposition to long-distance running is wrong, then I never ever want to be right. - Matty Malaprop

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