Your son may not be able to think creatively, but at least you know he can understand basic instructions. - Matty Malaprop
Altering one's species is really quite a snap these days! ... though I think it might be easier still if Sheldon would ditch his Easyshare and invest in a REAL DSLR. - Matty Malaprop
... am I the only imagining Schwarzenegger kitten after seeing this? - Matty Malaprop
See the original version of this pun here! Thanks to violetD for the inspiration!
TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop
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