TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop

... am I the only imagining Schwarzenegger kitten after seeing this? - Matty Malaprop

See the original version of this pun here! Thanks to violetD for the inspiration!

Altering one's species is really quite a snap these days! ... though I think it might be easier still if Sheldon would ditch his Easyshare and invest in a REAL DSLR. - Matty Malaprop

Your son may not be able to think creatively, but at least you know he can understand basic instructions. - Matty Malaprop