... am I the only imagining Schwarzenegger kitten after seeing this? - Matty Malaprop
See the original version of this pun here! Thanks to violetD for the inspiration!
Your son may not be able to think creatively, but at least you know he can understand basic instructions. - Matty Malaprop
TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop
Altering one's species is really quite a snap these days! ... though I think it might be easier still if Sheldon would ditch his Easyshare and invest in a REAL DSLR. - Matty Malaprop
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