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bad joke is bad literalism recall similar sounding total total recall turtle
By Unknown
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... am I the only imagining Schwarzenegger kitten after seeing this? - Matty Malaprop

See the original version of this pun here! Thanks to violetD for the inspiration!

double meaning following instructions literalism post turtle
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Your son may not be able to think creatively, but at least you know he can understand basic instructions. - Matty Malaprop

brand double meaning literalism misinterpretation name turtle turtle wax wax waxing
By xyzpdq1 (Via: Cracked)
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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop

camera double meaning Hall of Fame literalism photography snap snapping snapping turtle turtle
Via: Amburgered
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Altering one's species is really quite a snap these days! ... though I think it might be easier still if Sheldon would ditch his Easyshare and invest in a REAL DSLR. - Matty Malaprop