Nothing says "romance" like a shuriken to the retina. - Matty Malaprop

Can't we just not do it and make a Pinterest post saying we did instead? - Matty Malaprop

The concept is cliché, sure, but the commentary really helps exemplify the hilarity of this scherzo. - Matty Malaprop

If I can offer my two cents, I'd say she's kind of being a bad (water)sport about the whole ordeal, honestly... - Matty Malaprop

I mean, where would this site even be today were it not for the valiant misspellings of idiots on the interwebs? - Matty Malaprop