I'm told it says mandarin, but since I don't speak Chinese, I Cantonese really be certain of that. - Matty Malaprop

The commonality between the three? At one point or another, they all demand you brace for impact! - Matty Malaprop

Hate to break it to you, Odysseus, but your epic journey is simply old hat in the Simpsons universe. - Matty Malaprop

For those of you who didn't already know, Square Enix has confirmed that Donald Duck will be appearing in their latest action role-playing game "Kingdom Heart Attack." - Matty Malaprop

It's a with sandwiched in a sandwich made of sand... SANDWICHCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop