F* you, road! That'll teach you to make my car break down three times in one week! - Matty Malaprop
I'm sure this isn't a meme, and I'm sure if it was it wouldn't be called party cat, but I'm feeling uncreative today and the only kind of acid in my system is gastric SO SCREW IT I DON'T EVEN CARE. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, have you ever tried camping sans tent? It's not a particularly pleasant experience. #MontananWisdom - Matty Malaprop
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